Roger: I wish you would talk to me about things.
Joan: My husband doesn’t like it.
Roger: Look, I know it’s tough, but you must have known about the possibilities when he signed up.
Joan: I wasn’t consulted.
Roger: You’re kidding?
Joan: Because you always tell Jane about all of your decisions? She’s the woman behind the man, isn’t she?
Roger: Did you listen to my memoirs?
Joan: I just have them transcribed and recycle the tapes.
Roger: And you’re not a little curious if there’s a chapter called ‘Joan’?
Joan: There better not be.
Roger: I know. That’s the problem. And when I think back, all the good stuff was with you.